Simon D'Ardenne Member Details

Personal Details
  • Simon D'Ardenne
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  • A colourful character who on his day can prove an extremely average cricketer with both bat and ball. Known for his relentless narcissism, homo erotic leanings and impressive ability to "talk a good game", he has become a cult figure at the Dean where he has flattered to deceive for many years.  

    After spending the last few years fluctuating blandly between the elevens, Simon has finally made his play for glory in 2020 by initiating a bloodless coup d'etat, removing the long time incumbent Jonathan Gay and taking over the prized role of 3rd XI captain.

    Simon intends to run a tyrannical tight ship and has confirmed he will be flogging wicketless bowlers, removing the fingernails of batsman who are out for under ten and burning anyone who drops a catch from his bowling at the stake. 

    Simon has also confirmed the rumours by announcing his engagement and forthcoming wedding  to the lovely Miss Mellie Cockapoo. This will take place in September, one week after the end of the season and Simon's inevitable sacking.   

     

     

     

  • Saturday 3rd XI Batting - 2014 , Sunday 1st XI Batting - 2007 , Sunday 1st XI Bowling - 2014

Performance Details

Batting and fielding history
SeasonTeamMatchesInningsNORunsHSAverage4s6s100s50sCatchesStumpings
 Total 31126457531310025.6730816130905
123
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Season: 2019
 All teams231802684014.893920050
Season: 2018
 All teams1515361410051.178971760
Season: 2017
 All teams201331924919.2027100110
Season: 2016
 All teams151242665533.253600260
Season: 2015
 All teams242034216924.765910260
Season: 2014
 All teams3828114525226.5938302160
Season: 2013
 All teams320535126.50610110

Bowling history
SeasonMatchesOversMaidensRunsWicketsBest Bowling5WAverageEconomy
Total297768.38133181695 - 29519.634.32
201919124.017502335 - 29215.214.05
20181159.0329692 - 11032.895.02
201720123.011571204 - 67028.554.64
20161773.0827792 - 12030.783.79
201524126.513508344 - 24014.944.01
201438142.017571345 - 30116.794.02
201345.003011 - 19030.006.00
2012118.004921 - 24024.506.13
20113424.4210763 - 22017.834.34
2010191.00700 - 700.007.00
2009178.013355 - 3316.604.13
2007334.011722 - 1708.504.25
20063216.328352 - 2016.605.03
20051853.3626795 - 36129.674.99